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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Thank goodness I chose correct!
You should be an English major! Your passion lies in writing and expressing yourself creatively, and you hate it when you are inhibited from doing so. Pursue that interest of yours! English Journalism Linguistics Sociology Mathematics Art Dance Psychology Theater Philosophy Engineering Anthropology Biology ChemistryYes I do trust these online quizzes to tell me the truth when it comes to my life-altering decisions. I mean, you can see at least THIS one is completely correct!
What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as English 83% 75% 67% 50% 42% 42% 42% 42% 42% 33% 25% 25% 17% 8%
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Sunday, October 28, 2007
Pain
I am in pain. My sore throat was starting to get better... until it went bad again. Now it's worse than ever. It really hurts when I swallow, so I try to do as little of that as possible. Which is actually kinda hard, because, you know, it's actually a sort of a reflex! If I look into my mouth (in a mirror obviously!) I can see the back of my mouth - I actually don't know what that area is called - is really really red.
I am pretty sure that having a cold and/or sore throat for two fucking weeks straight is not normal?
I was actually feeling better yesterday, could sing et al, and then I wake up this morning totally crushed. I hate this.
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Monday, October 22, 2007
Food thief
The Finnish girl on my floor could not find her 600isk cheese in the fridge when making breakfast on Thursday morning, but that could have been because there was a raging party of teenagers in the common room on Wedn. evening. Who knows, maybe one of them got cheese cravings.
But that must not be the case, because now there has been ANOTHER incident of disappearing cheese! Last Sunday I was gonna make some grilled sandwiches for dinner (always the healthy-eater) but could not find my bag of grated cheese on my fridge shelf. I searched both fridges, and no sign of my cheese.
Natural deduction:
THERE IS A CHEESE THIEF IN THE BUILDING!
The eye - it cannot choose but see;
We cannot bid the ear be still;
Our bodies feel, were'er they be,
Against or with our will. |
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
And they say girls need TIME
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Wow.
They sure make you do a lot of homework/reading at that university place... |
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
The Good Wife's Guide
Housekeeping Monthly, May 13, 1955.
- Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
- Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
- Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
- Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house before your husband arrives.
- Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc. and then run a dust-cloth over the tables.
- Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare a light fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
- Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces. (If they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
- Be happy to see him.
- Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
- Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
- Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
- Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
- Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
- Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
- Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
- Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
- Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
- A good wife always knows her place. |
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